Have you heard of/read the twitter feed "Dear Girls Above Me". This guy named Charlie McDowell was driven to the point of social media when two ditsy girls in their twenties moved into the apartment above his. The bad news: he has to put up with it 24/7, but the good news: he tweets the ridiculous things they say along with his own sarcastic input for the rest of us!
Here are some of my favourites:
"They can't just put a gas station anywhere. It has to be above a gas hot springs" 'Good thing they flow on every busy street corner.'
"I wish I knew a veteran so I could get some of those great deals at Nordstroms." 'Life. Liberty. Discounted pillow shams.'
"Ellen DeGenerous is funny and all, but it's really weird how much she loves her car." 'Her wife's name is Portia.'